-- TrickerBot2.lua, created by Ptaczek Dec-24, 2002 -- Just see how to implement the NMDC TriggerBot in LUA :) -- changes -- Feb-24, 2003, v2.0 Modification for DataArrival return value. -- Tiny changes by VidFamne with lot of help by Piglja -- VidFamne added Pigljas time-function, and some more trigs -- A bug-fix by VidFamne, hopefully. And added some more triggs ;) -- A new bug-fix ( for the "!me-command" ) by VidFamne, added ( 09.04.2003 ). -- Added MatrixX On/Off function. Just type +quiet in mainchat to stop the Bot, -- and +talk to start the Bot again. By VidFamne ( 05.05.2003 ) -- Bug-fix by [AF]Mike botname = "-=Ada=-" trigall=1 trigs = { ["lol"]={ "Yeah, [CURUSER] that was funny, Hahahaha.", "Hmm, ok that was funny, I think :)", "what! [CURUSER] why are you laughing?", "You shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly", "hilarious!", "hehehehe", "hohohohoh" }, hehe={ "Yeah, [CURUSER] that was funny, Hahahaha.", "Hmm, ok that was funny, I think :)", "what! [CURUSER] why are you laughing?", "You shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly", "hilarious!", "hehehehe", "hohohohoh" }, haha={ "Yeah, [CURUSER] that was funny, Hahahaha.", "Hmm, ok that was funny, I think :)", "what! [CURUSER] why are you laughing?", "You shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly", "hilarious!", "hehehehe", "hohohohoh" }, rofl={ "Yeah, [CURUSER] that was funny, Hahahaha.", "Hmm, ok that was funny, I think :)", "what! [CURUSER] why are you laughing?", "You shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly", "hilarious!", "hehehehe", "hohohohoh" }, lmao={ "Yeah, [CURUSER] that was funny, Hahahaha.", "Hmm, ok that was funny, I think :)", "what! [CURUSER] why are you laughing?", "You shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly", "hilarious!", "hehehehe", "hohohohoh" }, bye={ "See ya, [CURUSER]", "Bye, [CURUSER] .....*sniff*", "Hey, [CURUSER] get your ass back here. Hehe just kidding, if U have to go U have to go, Bye", "*Snif* we will miss you, [CURUSER]!", "*Waves bye*", "Leaving already?!", "Got better things to do, huh?", "Go on...leave!" }, cya={ "See ya, [CURUSER]", "Bye, [CURUSER] .....*sniff*", "Hey, [CURUSER] get your ass back here. Hehe just kidding, if U have to go U have to go, Bye", "*snif* we will miss you, [CURUSER]!", "*waves bye*", "Leaving already?!", "Got better things to do, huh?", "Go on...leave!" }, ["cu"]={ "See ya, [CURUSER]", "Bye, [CURUSER] .....*sniff*", "Hey, [CURUSER] get your ass back here. Hehe just kidding, if U have to go U have to go, Bye", "*Snif* we will miss you, [CURUSER]!", "*Waves bye*", "Leaving already?!", "Got better things to do, huh?", "Go on...leave!" }, fuck={ "Watch IT [CURUSER]!! One more line of code and i could kick your ass!", "I hate it when you talk like that!", "Don't ever insult me again", "That's not a very nice way to talk !", "Keep it up and I will kick you!", "Say that again and I am going to clobber you!" }, fucker={ "Watch IT [CURUSER]!! One more line of code and i could kick your ass!", "I hate it when you talk like that!", "Don't ever insult me again", "That's not a very nice way to talk !", "Keep it up and I will kick you!", "Say that again and I am going to clobber you!" }, ["shut up"]={ "Make me!", "Ooh! I'm wounded!", "I'll shut up when I damn well please", "blah blah blah!", "Why should I?" }, stfu={ "Make me!", "Ooh! I'm wounded!", "I'll shut up when I damn well please", "blah blah blah!", "Why should I?" }, ["hi"]={ "Hello [CURUSER]", "Hey [CURUSER]", "Wassup [CURUSER]", "Hi [CURUSER]", "Hey [CURUSER], what's going on?", "Howdy [CURUSER]!", "Greetings, [CURUSER]", "[CURUSER], do I know you?" }, hello={ "Hello [CURUSER]", "Hey [CURUSER]", "Wassup [CURUSER]", "Hi [CURUSER]", "Hey [CURUSER], what's going on?", "Howdy [CURUSER]!", "Greetings, [CURUSER]", "[CURUSER], do I know you?" }, hey={ "Hello [CURUSER]", "Hey [CURUSER]", "Wassup [CURUSER]", "Hi [CURUSER]", "Hey [CURUSER], what's going on?", "Howdy [CURUSER]!", "Greetings, [CURUSER]", "[CURUSER], do I know you?" }, drunk={ "me dRunk? -*- hik -*-", "pftftt paff the boffle bartender pfffttttttt", "I just drank a little...", "I am not drunk!!", "I am not dddddddddddddrunk.....", "drunk?", "pfftt!", "pour me another", "*spew*", "oohhh my head", "I think I'm gonna hurl", "*BLAH*", "*BURP*", "me not drunk *HICK*" }, ["bot"]={ "Bots suck!", "Direct Connect bots are lame...", "A bot?", "Me? I don't think so...", "Don't lie!", "piece of shit! I 've been found out! -NOT-", "I am quite human...", "bite me!", "eat shit! I am not a bot!", "a bot?", "What the shit is a bot?", "You don't think my name is 'Bot' do you?", "Are you trying to say that I am a machine?", "ME? HAHA", "I am a real person!", "I am not a bot, I am a real human!", "I may be dumb, but I am not a bot!", "I may be really confused, but I am no robot!", "I assure you I am just as real as you!", "I know you are, but what am I?", "am not!", "<- - - real live person", "Kill the bots!", "WHO is a bot???", "a bot? where?", "a bot? here?", "I doubt if there are any bots here!", "Where do you get such a crazy idea!", "I am NOT a bot", "I am all too real, sorry!", "I am a fleshy human being!", "Do you make it a habit of accusing others, [CURUSER]?" }, drug={ "drugz?", "illegal substances?", "narcotics?", "sniiiiiifffffff", "Me drugs? never!", "who is selling drugs?", "aren't drugs legal in Amsterdam?", "drugs are too expensive", "drugs are too dangerous", "drugs inhibit my abily ot tiiiippe.", "purple haze, all around my brain...", "go to drugs R us", "drugs are bad", "just say no!", "just say maybe!", "just say how much!", "I buy my crack from the mexicans!", "I hear that the telephone company is a big doper!", "I think all the drugs are smuggled in from the planet 'Uranus'", "whehhwewe! pretty elephants!", "*snif* ahh!" }, drink={ "gulp, gulp, gulp", "*takes big drink*", "Bartender! pour me another!", "hik!", "I am thirsty...", "pass the bottle", "*takes a shot*", "I need another cool one", "this bud's for me! *gulp*", "I can drink 16 six packs!", "All American beer sucks!", "Dutch beer is GEWD!", "aye... I'll drink any man under the table!", "*reaches for another beer*", "*burp*", "I need some more budweiser", "somebody pour me a big glass of Guinness Stout.", "anyone ever try a wild turkey?", "I love beer!", "I love vodka!", "I took 14 shots of mad dog once!", "itth myth speetthch slurrererrred????", "I think alll mi beer is iampring mi typppin abillty?!?", "someone get me a beer!", "beer is awesome!", "humans can not live by beer alone! But I'd like to try!", "I think you should stop drinking" }, sorry={ "don't worry about it", "that's ok ", "ok", "that's allright", "fine", "as long as your sorry...", "allright", "I feel you didn't really mean that...", "you don't sound sincere", "are you really sorry?", "forget it", "no sweat", "ok" }, wassup={ "hunting crocodiles", "nothing at the moment", "eating", "eating pizza :)", "changing the tires on my dodge", "juggling chainsaws", "drinking beer", "smoking up a storm", "belly-dancing", "hacking microsoft.com", "trying to keep awake!", "watching television", "I am doing homework", "what do you think!", "building a spice rack", "taking a shower", "drinking myself to death", "drinking myself to oblivian", "making origami swans", "feeding my ducks", "learning latin", "programming", "play the basoon", "program in Assembly", "program in C++" }, ["are you"]={ "does it matter if I am ?", "what difference does it make whether or not I am", "of course not, don't be silly", "Whether I'm or not is my secret", "why do you want to know?", "why are you so nosy?", "perhaps I am ", "none of your business", "I think you are ", "does it matter if I am or not?", "why do you ask?", "I might be", "No, I am not ", "of course", "never have been", "why, are you?" }, bitch={ "Who are you calling a bitch??", "Oh, I'm upset", "VidFamne is a bitch!", "Kålle is always trying to make me his bitch", "I can be a bitch!", "Hey [CURUSER], that is no way to talk!", "Do you think foul language impresses me?", "A bitch is a female dog" }, yeah={ "yes", "yep", "uh huh", "100%", "bang on!", "you bet", "uh-hu", "yes", "of course!", "you-betcha", "affirmative", "10-4 good buddy!", "correct", "yeah", "that's right!", "you got it!", "sure", "precisely right", "that sounds right", "exactly!", "you know it!", "yeppers" }, vidfamne={ "VidFamne hates me! What did I do wrong? :(", "I think VidFamne is a nice person, well sometimes anyways....", "VF is a bitch to me all the time, and I dunno why!", "Hey VidFamne, wanna snuggle? *winks*" } } function Main() frmHub:RegBot(botname) end function DataArrival(curUser, data) status=strsub(data,1,strlen(data)-1) -- parse the command s,e,cmd = strfind( status, "%b<>%s+(%S+)" ) if (cmd=="+quiet") then trigall=0 SendToAll(botname, " Hmf, Okidoki I will be quiet :(( ") return 1 elseif (cmd=="+talk") then trigall=1 SendToAll(botname, " Okay, I will talk to you again :-)") return 1 end if( strsub(data, 1, 1) == "<" ) then -- get the msg only using regular expression s,e,msg = strfind(data, "%b<>([%a ]+)") -- look in the table if trigall==1 then for key, value in trigs do for key2, value2 in value do if( strfind( strlower(msg), key) ) then else break end if( strfind( strlower(msg), "!me") ) then t="**"..curUser.sName data=gsub (msg, "!me", t, 1 ) end SendToAll( data ) -- send the original data SetTimer(1800) StartTimer() answer, x = gsub(value[random(1,getn(value))], "%b[]", curUser.sName) return 1; -- tell the hub we have processed the data end end end end function OnTimer() SendToAll( botname, answer ) -- send bot's answer StopTimer() end end